Andrew and Angela Rayner have one key thing in common – a belief that the rules don’t apply to them

With the Tories it’s sex – with Labour it’s money.” Though Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor isn’t a Tory MP, we can easily see him ...

Why Andrew 'can't write a book' - this year's top joke

The winning cracker joke asks: ‘Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn’t got any titles!’ Start your ...
The London Economic

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor quip crowned best Christmas cracker joke

Not only has former Prince Andrew had a pretty bad year but he’s also the punchline for the year’s most popular Christmas ...

Former Prince Andrew is butt of the year’s best Christmas cracker joke

Two Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor gags make top 10 of public vote, along with jokes about Oasis and Nigel Farage ...

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and Celeb Traitors feature in best new Christmas jokes poll

TV channels U and Gold have been running a competition for over a decade for new cracker jokes, and it features the man ...
ATV Today

Prince Andrew tops U&Gold’s Christmas cracker joke for 2025

Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? ...He hasn’t got any titles!” was voted the funniest festive one-liner ...
The Echo

Essex man's joke about former Prince Andrew wins him £1500

TV channels U and Gold have been running a competition for 13 years, asking viewers to send in their best jokes.

Keir Starmer torn apart over plan to bring back Angela Rayner - 'obvious why!'

Sir Keir Starmer came under fire after declaring that Angela Rayner will return to his Cabinet. The Prime Minister said he missed his former deputy, who quit in a row over her tax affairs.