When the next crazed gunman breaks into your local school, what would you rather have — some kindergarten teacher leading children in a lullaby, or an armed and trained resource officer standing ...

Dartmouth police said they're looking for some help identifying three people wanted for stealing merchandise from two Best Buy stores in New England. They wrote a nursery rhyme to tell the story: ...

In the nursery rhyme criminal justice system, citizens are represented by two separate yet equally ridiculous groups: the nursery rhyme police who investigate nursery rhyme crime, and the nursery ...