We've long called it "Jerry Jones' Southern-Fried Little Rock Door-to-Door Salesman Gibberish Word Salad.'' And here we go again with the Cowboys owner's confounding Brian Schottenheimer declaration.

FRISCO - Logically speaking, there are any number of factors to be weighed at Dallas Cowboys team owner Jerry ... factor," Jones said, with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door ...

FRISCO - Logically speaking, there are any number of factors to be weighed at Dallas Cowboys team owner Jerry ... factor," Jones said, with all the confounding "Country-Fried Little Rock Door ...

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